I'm Benjamin Rolland. (AMA)

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 10/14/2014 at 22:56 • Filed to: AMA

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I deliver pizzas. I fuck shit up. My WOC (whip-of-choice) is a 2004 Honda Pilot EX-L, although I have an affinity for malaise era GM shit, Cadillacs, Lowriders, SLABs, Hi-Risers, hyphy muscle cars, and golden age (1980-2000) japanese imports. If this becomes a big AMA clusterfuck, then mods, I apologize.

Viggen > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 22:57

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Is your doctorate in pizza delivery or fucking shit up?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 22:59

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Is that picture you?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:00

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why did you buy the 2k2? Also, please tell me you still wear that hat.

Your boy, BJR > Viggen 10/14/2014 at 23:01

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My doctorate is actually in "Destroying Dat Pussy", but recently that market has been slow, so I took up fucking shit up.

The fine art of pizza delivery is more of a side thing. How I spend my nights and weekends and such.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:02

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How many have drawn their last breath with these spikes in their throat?

Your boy, BJR > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/14/2014 at 23:02

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Yes. it's over a decade old, but yes.

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 10/14/2014 at 23:03

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I don't know, I guess I thought I wanted it more than I really did. and no, that was a 1 time gig.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull 10/14/2014 at 23:04

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I lost count after the first few thousand.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:06

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You looked like the kid that was a professional at getting shit blamed on someone else.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/14/2014 at 23:12

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Hey! That wasn't me, man! That was the other kid!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:15

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ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a bitch had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be????????

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:15

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For sporting contest, handegg or sportspuck?

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:15

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Do you like girls with tattoos?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:15

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How many times have you dick slapped someone?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:16

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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:16

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Do you accept this video?

D > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:17

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What's the difference between me and you?

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:17

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Kirk or Picard?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:20

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Why did you tuck in a shirt without a belt?

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/14/2014 at 23:23

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Did you try turning it off then back on again?

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/14/2014 at 23:23

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niet.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:24

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PHONE

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 10/14/2014 at 23:26

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……..I've dabbled. And diddled. And may or may not have regularly hooked up with an alt porn model (long, hard, uncomfortable story)

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/14/2014 at 23:27

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Maybe I liked it. Maybe go fuck yourself.

Your boy, BJR > D 10/14/2014 at 23:28

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About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces, and 2 vehicles.

 V8 Rustler > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:28

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Malaise GM is best GM. Corvette or Viper?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:30

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Maybe you were born with it, maybe it's maybelline

Your boy, BJR > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 10/14/2014 at 23:32

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Thats not even a little hard. Picard is a fuckin' nerd. Kirk finds a new species and bangs it. That…..that's the dream right there.

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/14/2014 at 23:33

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A.) nut in pussy, yolo

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 10/14/2014 at 23:33

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35? 40? Idk, man.

Your boy, BJR >  V8 Rustler 10/14/2014 at 23:34

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current? C7.

Previous? Viper.

D > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:34

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you passed the test, this is precisely the answer I was looking for

Your boy, BJR > D 10/14/2014 at 23:35

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Really?

Well Whats the difference between us?

D > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:38

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none detected

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 10/14/2014 at 23:47

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I can relate

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 10/15/2014 at 00:21

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I have a friend who dated an alt pornstar... I'm going to guess that he's not you though for a number of reasons.

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 10/15/2014 at 00:30

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This chick was soft core.

And what other reasons? Huh? Punk?

Racescort666 > Your boy, BJR 10/15/2014 at 00:47

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My buddy dated a chick that did hardcore, he's into subaru's and stuff. Plus his current gf is pregnant so I figured one of those things would come up.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Your boy, BJR 10/15/2014 at 06:54

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How many sandwiches can you eat in an hour?

PRBot II > Your boy, BJR 10/15/2014 at 09:22

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We can start at the penis

Your boy, BJR > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/15/2014 at 11:15

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Like, just…..all of them, man.

Your boy, BJR > PRBot II 10/15/2014 at 11:16

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we can scream I just don't give a fuck and see who means it.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Your boy, BJR 10/15/2014 at 15:48

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Even marmite sandwiches?